and i mean china. not those teeveebee drama you often watch on Astro. because teeveebee is from hongkong and its more awesome than china movie, altho most of the time the plot is the same. meh.
so right, my mum was watching this china movie with some hongkies in it. so i was thinking how bad can it be, since if hongkies is involved, it should be better than those typical china movies. how wrong am i? very wrong. so i sat down and watched for about 20 minutes and this is how much i commented with my mum.
first, u know how all movies that sets in the old dynasty? yes, so the girls always tie their hair up and wear guys clothes. and magically, no matter how pretty, short, tiny or huge boobs the girls have, NOBODY will notice that you are a girl. nobody.
and u know they often do the kungfu movies, because somehow they have to know kungfu. and they can do various things like jumping up and down, kill people with a hand, 1 vs. 30 bad guys and all? yea, so this actors right, they somehow got into trouble and two of them have to fight with 30 soldiers! and the literally stood there when the soldiers asked them to stay still, and 2 vs. 30? no problem, they will some how win or manage to escape. wtf? and they wont jump on top of rooftop eventho they can when running away from the soldiers.
and its so typical to hide strangers in you bedroom whenever you see them in trouble. not only that, everytime u trying to hide something, your parents confirm will show up one. and confirm will want to check out the place you hide them one. every single china (and teeveebee drama) i watch sure will happen one.
what?
they run out of plot already is it?
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
rant 23 : locals vs. tourist
why is it that tourist in malaysia (which is most of the caucasian a.k.a. ang mohs ) can do whatever they like and malaysians will adore them. its like, ang mohs can do whatever they want here in malaysia and get away with it. seriously.
for example, if some fat ang moh decided to show her three layer fats to the whole world in the pool area or the beach area, nobody gonna say anything at all. not gonna laugh at them too! instead they say its their style and they look good in it and so on. but if one fat malaysian girl decided to show her one layer fat to the world, all the malaysians will start laughing at her or criticize her to death. most probably will end up in facebook too.
and if you see malaysian dying their hair colors to blonde, red, blue, green and many more, people will start talking behind your back saying that you practice black magic or so. but if some ang moh did it, you people will literally pray to them saying they look good and all. why so unfair one ah?
there is more to say, but i think i made my point? why is it that the locals have double standard for us locals and the ang moh? we all all human also ma.
for example, if some fat ang moh decided to show her three layer fats to the whole world in the pool area or the beach area, nobody gonna say anything at all. not gonna laugh at them too! instead they say its their style and they look good in it and so on. but if one fat malaysian girl decided to show her one layer fat to the world, all the malaysians will start laughing at her or criticize her to death. most probably will end up in facebook too.
and if you see malaysian dying their hair colors to blonde, red, blue, green and many more, people will start talking behind your back saying that you practice black magic or so. but if some ang moh did it, you people will literally pray to them saying they look good and all. why so unfair one ah?
there is more to say, but i think i made my point? why is it that the locals have double standard for us locals and the ang moh? we all all human also ma.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
rant 22: bras and bikinis
we all know how a bra looks like right? the grannny's bras, the training bras, the sexilicious lacey bras and the normal bras.
now,
we all know how a bikini looks like right? cover everything bikinis, the string tied bikinis, the striped bikinis and the cover-nipple-only bikinis.
now, why is it that we can wear bikinis and run around (in a pool or beach area of course) but we cannot wear bras and do the same?
they look almost the same, and if nobody tells you its a bra, you wont even realize unless you are a bikini or bra expert? so why cant female wear bras and walk around? its so unfair. if you wear the thinnest smallest piece of bikini and walk around the pool or beach area, its ok. you will be a superstar and nobody can do anything to you. but if you wear some cover up bra, that shows nothing on your breast, you get sued, penalty or jail time or something similar?
i dont get it.
now,
we all know how a bikini looks like right? cover everything bikinis, the string tied bikinis, the striped bikinis and the cover-nipple-only bikinis.
now, why is it that we can wear bikinis and run around (in a pool or beach area of course) but we cannot wear bras and do the same?
they look almost the same, and if nobody tells you its a bra, you wont even realize unless you are a bikini or bra expert? so why cant female wear bras and walk around? its so unfair. if you wear the thinnest smallest piece of bikini and walk around the pool or beach area, its ok. you will be a superstar and nobody can do anything to you. but if you wear some cover up bra, that shows nothing on your breast, you get sued, penalty or jail time or something similar?
i dont get it.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
rant 21: the other side
"the grass on other side is always greener"
i assume everyone heard of that phrase before, and most of your agreed. i agreed to it too, because anything and almost everything at the other side (meaning things that we can see but cannot get) seems to be better. but are they?
i cannot tell you readers now, and most of my readers are most probably from overseas or i have no readers at all. but when im somewhere out there, whether its in the United States of America, the peaceful land of Canada or down south Australia, i will tell you if the other side of the world have greener grass.
its a matter of perspective and experience. i mean, you can say that the beaches there have better waves, cleaner water, sparkling sand and lets not forget about the nude beach, but what about the 'ang mohs' that came to malaysia? not too sure if they have good comment on malaysia, but there must be something good here for us to be proud of. ok, i admit that the only thing im proud of is that... malaysia have awesome food yo! and cheap too! with or without conversion of money.
so dont always complain that the grass at the other side is always greener, try and open your eyes and see why the grass here is brown. and with some hope, you might find baby green grass, ready to see the world. stop complaining and do something about it. maybe the adults are forgettable, but the children, we can always train the children. dont dream big, start with your own child, or your baby cousin, niece or nephew.
let do something, so we can start saying, "the grass here is always greener".
and maybe, if you say that often, you yourself will believe in the lie you have created for yourself, and everyone else.
i assume everyone heard of that phrase before, and most of your agreed. i agreed to it too, because anything and almost everything at the other side (meaning things that we can see but cannot get) seems to be better. but are they?
i cannot tell you readers now, and most of my readers are most probably from overseas or i have no readers at all. but when im somewhere out there, whether its in the United States of America, the peaceful land of Canada or down south Australia, i will tell you if the other side of the world have greener grass.
its a matter of perspective and experience. i mean, you can say that the beaches there have better waves, cleaner water, sparkling sand and lets not forget about the nude beach, but what about the 'ang mohs' that came to malaysia? not too sure if they have good comment on malaysia, but there must be something good here for us to be proud of. ok, i admit that the only thing im proud of is that... malaysia have awesome food yo! and cheap too! with or without conversion of money.
so dont always complain that the grass at the other side is always greener, try and open your eyes and see why the grass here is brown. and with some hope, you might find baby green grass, ready to see the world. stop complaining and do something about it. maybe the adults are forgettable, but the children, we can always train the children. dont dream big, start with your own child, or your baby cousin, niece or nephew.
let do something, so we can start saying, "the grass here is always greener".
and maybe, if you say that often, you yourself will believe in the lie you have created for yourself, and everyone else.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
rant 20 : bacon price
theres an increase of price of bacon in jusco supermarket, by freaking rm0.70 per 100g. thats a lot, like really really a lot. i dont know what the fuck happened, but the price increases and im really really angry!
so i decided to shop in empire gallery's jaya grocer instead.
cheaper bacon price!
seriously, increasing the price is a sin. especially such a high amount. what? just because most chinese involve in business, it doesnt mean that we are fucking rich. some of us literally pick up money from the street!
so i decided to shop in empire gallery's jaya grocer instead.
cheaper bacon price!
seriously, increasing the price is a sin. especially such a high amount. what? just because most chinese involve in business, it doesnt mean that we are fucking rich. some of us literally pick up money from the street!
Monday, May 7, 2012
rant 19 : expensive stuffed toy
who doesnt know that im a big fan of stuffed toy is not my friend. i love stuffed toys, i started off with collection of dogs, as i grow older, i began to collect pigs, and then weird looking animals and dinosaurs (altho i truly failed) and now, anything i think its cute.
today, i saw a guinea pig, at the price of rm145. it was a buy 1 free 1 promotion, meaning i could get 2 if i wanted to, which i really want. but, i couldnt, because im broke. that aside, it was really pricey. i saw a crocodile after that, it was prices at 399.95++. i dont know what the ++ means, rm399 for a crocodile? its not expensive if you compare it, but its expensive nevertheless.
i dont know why are the stuffed toys placed at such a high price, and yet people still buys it. lucky bastards with lots of money. im jealous of them, because all i can do i look at it, and pretend i dont like it so i could walk away. i stopped buying stuffed toys because their price is way out of my league. i mean, i can afford them, but i know deep down, the money could be spent of something else, something more meaningful and important, like books and food and more food.
its really crazy that a stuffed toy could be so expensive. why is it so expensive? have u seen the price of the stuffed disney characters in disney land? its so expensive that i could cry tears, as much as i want them and that they are the most adorable thing in the world. but for the price, the manufacture or producer must be crazy, or high on weed.
you do not sell stuffed toys at high price! why?
because poor children needs toys too, what if they do want a stuffed toy? although poor children are usually more sensible and that they prefer something more practical. but i know, they do want a toy!
its not made of gold goddamnit! its just cotton and more cotton. and those cheap bears that will shed furs like insanity? fuck you for selling us a spoiled product!
and since when stuffed toy is something of grand? kids do not deserve to get expensive presents! they should learn that! buying them expensive toys meaning they will want something more expensive in the future!!
lastly, there are people who really love stuffed toys like me, or even more than me, but unable to buy it. we do save our money to buy it, but everytime we saved enough, you people raised the price. and its killing our dreams to own a room or a house filled with stuffed toys.
so please! stop selling stuffed toys at a high price!
today, i saw a guinea pig, at the price of rm145. it was a buy 1 free 1 promotion, meaning i could get 2 if i wanted to, which i really want. but, i couldnt, because im broke. that aside, it was really pricey. i saw a crocodile after that, it was prices at 399.95++. i dont know what the ++ means, rm399 for a crocodile? its not expensive if you compare it, but its expensive nevertheless.
i dont know why are the stuffed toys placed at such a high price, and yet people still buys it. lucky bastards with lots of money. im jealous of them, because all i can do i look at it, and pretend i dont like it so i could walk away. i stopped buying stuffed toys because their price is way out of my league. i mean, i can afford them, but i know deep down, the money could be spent of something else, something more meaningful and important, like books and food and more food.
its really crazy that a stuffed toy could be so expensive. why is it so expensive? have u seen the price of the stuffed disney characters in disney land? its so expensive that i could cry tears, as much as i want them and that they are the most adorable thing in the world. but for the price, the manufacture or producer must be crazy, or high on weed.
you do not sell stuffed toys at high price! why?
because poor children needs toys too, what if they do want a stuffed toy? although poor children are usually more sensible and that they prefer something more practical. but i know, they do want a toy!
its not made of gold goddamnit! its just cotton and more cotton. and those cheap bears that will shed furs like insanity? fuck you for selling us a spoiled product!
and since when stuffed toy is something of grand? kids do not deserve to get expensive presents! they should learn that! buying them expensive toys meaning they will want something more expensive in the future!!
lastly, there are people who really love stuffed toys like me, or even more than me, but unable to buy it. we do save our money to buy it, but everytime we saved enough, you people raised the price. and its killing our dreams to own a room or a house filled with stuffed toys.
so please! stop selling stuffed toys at a high price!
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
rant 18 : good looking food
sorry that i went AWOL. but i doubt people actually read this, so im not so sorry anymore!
today rant will be very simple, good looking food. u know, food that are decorated in such a beautiful way you cant really eat it?
i think it all started with the fine dining? where the plate must be scratchless, shiny and even the drip of sauce must be the same size? and then it took off to the knife challenge, u know? when the chef starts carving flowers, dragons, rabbits, etc into fruits and vegetables. i know those are not for eating, but its such a waste of food!! and for the food, i assume it taste good even without cooking!!
it wasnt a problem at first, i mean, pretty looking food. its just like a respectful thing that chefs do for the customer. and afterall, easting good looking food makes us happier. until they started to make things cute. like a cute pig pork bun. especially disneyland, they hand the famous pork bun and alien bun. how the fuck do u eat that?
and panda buns, bunny buns, most buns. since its cheaper (but still more expensive than normal buns). and sushi, they have gold flakes. im like, wha? i cant even afford gold yo!
i know its not easy to make those food, the workmanship, and its always the workmanship that will cost you your moneys worth. so, WHO THE HELL PAY SUCH PRICE FOR FOOD? do u know how many people out there is starving and they are eating leaves from the tree and maybe land too, which is the grass??!
seriously, u rich brats should learn the value of money.
back to food, i still think its acceptable if i pay a higher price for food. but hey, its food and i put it in my mouth. at least make it taste good! sometimes the food taste so bad i did go mamak to get some roti telur and milo kaw to wash the taste away.
sigh.
i guess some food like kobe beef are just branded. not sure if they taste good, because i myself have never taste them myself before, but i hope when i do have the chance, they would taste good.
today rant will be very simple, good looking food. u know, food that are decorated in such a beautiful way you cant really eat it?
i think it all started with the fine dining? where the plate must be scratchless, shiny and even the drip of sauce must be the same size? and then it took off to the knife challenge, u know? when the chef starts carving flowers, dragons, rabbits, etc into fruits and vegetables. i know those are not for eating, but its such a waste of food!! and for the food, i assume it taste good even without cooking!!
it wasnt a problem at first, i mean, pretty looking food. its just like a respectful thing that chefs do for the customer. and afterall, easting good looking food makes us happier. until they started to make things cute. like a cute pig pork bun. especially disneyland, they hand the famous pork bun and alien bun. how the fuck do u eat that?
and panda buns, bunny buns, most buns. since its cheaper (but still more expensive than normal buns). and sushi, they have gold flakes. im like, wha? i cant even afford gold yo!
i know its not easy to make those food, the workmanship, and its always the workmanship that will cost you your moneys worth. so, WHO THE HELL PAY SUCH PRICE FOR FOOD? do u know how many people out there is starving and they are eating leaves from the tree and maybe land too, which is the grass??!
seriously, u rich brats should learn the value of money.
back to food, i still think its acceptable if i pay a higher price for food. but hey, its food and i put it in my mouth. at least make it taste good! sometimes the food taste so bad i did go mamak to get some roti telur and milo kaw to wash the taste away.
sigh.
i guess some food like kobe beef are just branded. not sure if they taste good, because i myself have never taste them myself before, but i hope when i do have the chance, they would taste good.
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