and i mean china. not those teeveebee drama you often watch on Astro. because teeveebee is from hongkong and its more awesome than china movie, altho most of the time the plot is the same. meh.
so right, my mum was watching this china movie with some hongkies in it. so i was thinking how bad can it be, since if hongkies is involved, it should be better than those typical china movies. how wrong am i? very wrong. so i sat down and watched for about 20 minutes and this is how much i commented with my mum.
first, u know how all movies that sets in the old dynasty? yes, so the girls always tie their hair up and wear guys clothes. and magically, no matter how pretty, short, tiny or huge boobs the girls have, NOBODY will notice that you are a girl. nobody.
and u know they often do the kungfu movies, because somehow they have to know kungfu. and they can do various things like jumping up and down, kill people with a hand, 1 vs. 30 bad guys and all? yea, so this actors right, they somehow got into trouble and two of them have to fight with 30 soldiers! and the literally stood there when the soldiers asked them to stay still, and 2 vs. 30? no problem, they will some how win or manage to escape. wtf? and they wont jump on top of rooftop eventho they can when running away from the soldiers.
and its so typical to hide strangers in you bedroom whenever you see them in trouble. not only that, everytime u trying to hide something, your parents confirm will show up one. and confirm will want to check out the place you hide them one. every single china (and teeveebee drama) i watch sure will happen one.
what?
they run out of plot already is it?
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