rant 24 : typical china movie

and i mean china. not those teeveebee drama you often watch on Astro. because teeveebee is from hongkong and its more awesome than china movie, altho most of the time the plot is the same. meh.

so right, my mum was watching this china movie with some hongkies in it. so i was thinking how bad can it be, since if hongkies is involved, it should be better than those typical china movies. how wrong am i? very wrong. so i sat down and watched for about 20 minutes and this is how much i commented with my mum.

first, u know how all movies that sets in the old dynasty? yes, so the girls always tie their hair up and wear guys clothes. and magically, no matter how pretty, short, tiny or huge boobs the girls have, NOBODY will notice that you are a girl. nobody.

and u know they often do the kungfu movies, because somehow they have to know kungfu. and they can do various things like jumping up and down, kill people with a hand, 1 vs. 30 bad guys and all? yea, so this actors right, they somehow got into trouble and two of them have to fight with 30 soldiers! and the literally stood there when the soldiers asked them to stay still, and 2 vs. 30? no problem, they will some how win or manage to escape. wtf? and they wont jump on top of rooftop eventho they can when running away from the soldiers.

and its so typical to hide strangers in you bedroom whenever you see them in trouble. not only that, everytime u trying to hide something, your parents confirm will show up one. and confirm will want to check out the place you hide them one. every single china (and teeveebee drama) i watch sure will happen one.

what?

they run out of plot already is it?

rant 23 : locals vs. tourist

why is it that tourist in malaysia (which is most of the caucasian a.k.a. ang mohs ) can do whatever they like and malaysians will adore them. its like, ang mohs can do whatever they want here in malaysia and get away with it. seriously.

for example, if some fat ang moh decided to show her three layer fats to the whole world in the pool area or the beach area, nobody gonna say anything at all. not  gonna laugh at them too! instead they say its their style and they look good in it and so on. but if one fat malaysian girl decided to show her one layer fat to the world, all the malaysians will start laughing at her or criticize her to death. most probably will end up in facebook too.

and if you see malaysian dying their hair colors to blonde, red, blue, green and many more, people will start talking behind your back saying that you practice black magic or so. but if some ang moh did it, you people will literally pray to them saying they look good and all. why so unfair one ah?

there is more to say, but i think i made my point? why is it that the locals have double standard for us locals and the ang moh? we all all human also ma.

rant 22: bras and bikinis

we all know how a bra looks like right? the grannny's bras, the training bras, the sexilicious lacey bras and the normal bras.

now,

we all know how a bikini looks like right? cover everything bikinis, the string tied bikinis, the striped bikinis and the cover-nipple-only bikinis.

now, why is it that we can wear bikinis and run around (in a pool or beach area of course) but we cannot wear bras and do the same?

they look almost the same, and if nobody tells you its a bra, you wont even realize unless you are a bikini or bra expert? so why cant female wear bras and walk around? its so unfair. if you wear the thinnest smallest piece of bikini and walk around the pool or beach area, its ok. you will be a superstar and nobody can do anything to you. but if you wear some cover up bra, that shows nothing on your breast, you get sued, penalty or jail time or something similar?

i dont get it.