rant 15 : cooking

cooking, is a job for a women in the kitchen.

if that is your definition of cooking, kindly come and see me so i can kick some mustard or wasabi into you ass. or dick, whichever you prefer.

cooking is difficult. im not saying this because im a bad cook, im saying this because i know how it really is to cook. first you need to find ingredients, and then buy them. some ingredients need to be the very best, fresh and sometimes even expensive. and its heavy to be brought home too.

before you cook, some of the food you need to prepare beforehand. especially meat, you will need extra few hours or day to prep. you even need to chop them, sometimes with the bones and all. slice, chop, every ingredients have its different to be cut.

then cook. cooking is difficult. standing beside a hot wok, try it yourself. its not easy. and making sure all the classes of food is there, and must taste good. and sometimes the kids or husband complains the dishes are bad.

and cooking time needs like 1 hour or so, and eating needs 15 minutes or so. and you dont have to sit beside a fire to eat, unless its steamboat.

dont forget while cooking, the cook have to do all the dirty stuff too. clean the vegetables and meats, the innards and shits if unlucky, all the dirt.

so please be grateful to your cook.