so today i was driving, at the fast lane. and there is this beautiful white toyota vios in front of me, driving 65km/h. it was 6fucking35 in the morning, do you know how grumpy all drivers can be? and here you are, driving 65km/h IN THE LANE!!
asshole.
turns out shes a malay lady. no racism intended.
as i reached to the u-turn to pyramid, i was blocked by a kancil. u know, the almost extinct kancil? he could go front somemore, but refuses to go. so fine, i shall wait. and then, the traffic light turns green, asshole aint moving, he was using his phone. t(-.-t)
and then i need to park, cause i decided to park at the side gate instead of pyramid since i was early today. and those car who parked two spaces instead of one, you are damn lucky im poor, else i would come down drom my car to smash your windows and scratch your car. go back to driving school!!
and lorry drivers. ohmyshit la. just because they are fucking huge and cheap, they go around driving fast at every lane, scaring everyone, especially those tiny cars (mine) and honking their magnificent honk. i wish your tire get burst and nobody hire you anymore!!
and for some who doesnt know the signal usage. let me tell you. you use it before turning so the car behind will slow down, or even let you cut lane because of your signal. serious, if you show signal, i will let u cut in my lane. and for those who put left signal and turns right, vise versa. i hope your car get scratched.
i sound mean, but dont you just hate drivers like these?
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
rant 10 : diplomas, degrees, masters and phds
form 5-ers these days seems to have problems with choosing their path for their future education. its almost like this, first u need to know what you want to study, then know where u want to study, then know the cost and lastly you suddenly want to die.
why?
first of all, its not easy to know what you want to study. for example, u want to study psychology. then when u start studying, u realized u need to major in something like child psychology, abnormal psychology, criminal psychology, animal psychology, etc etc. and that is easier because when it comes to business, it gets worse.
and sometimes, after u start studying, only to realize that you dont like it at all.
and the fees, its so expensive! do i need to elaborate more? sometimes, u even need to pay for something u dont even know what.
and there is so many colleges and universities. how would you know which to pick? if you just want to follow your friends, how would your friend pick? and there are so many weird colleges that keep appearing. when i say weird, i meant college that is as big and a 3 stories building, and has one and only building.
our parents dont have this problem last time because they have limited courses and limited place. and they still turn out fine. instead, we are the one that might not turn out good.
why?
first of all, its not easy to know what you want to study. for example, u want to study psychology. then when u start studying, u realized u need to major in something like child psychology, abnormal psychology, criminal psychology, animal psychology, etc etc. and that is easier because when it comes to business, it gets worse.
and sometimes, after u start studying, only to realize that you dont like it at all.
and the fees, its so expensive! do i need to elaborate more? sometimes, u even need to pay for something u dont even know what.
and there is so many colleges and universities. how would you know which to pick? if you just want to follow your friends, how would your friend pick? and there are so many weird colleges that keep appearing. when i say weird, i meant college that is as big and a 3 stories building, and has one and only building.
our parents dont have this problem last time because they have limited courses and limited place. and they still turn out fine. instead, we are the one that might not turn out good.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
rant 9 : valentines day
just because i taught you guys how to get gifts doesnt mean i have no comments on valentines.
every 14th february, everyone will go hyper because its valentines day. every will have a say whether you are single, in a relationship, likes it, doesnt like it, guy or girl and.. everyone.
those who are in a relationship will keep posting or tweeting about how sweet the partner is, what is they getting for their partner, what their partner got them, where are they going and how much they love each other for the rest of their lives.
the singles one will put #foreveralone. and how sad it is, how much they want a partner, and sometimes being a jealous person, complains about those who are in a relationship. usually girls will be super sad before valentines and pretty violent and unhappy after valentines. the guys are the opposite.
for those who hate valentines, they will criticize valentines and say that valentines is just another day. if its just another, why keep mentioning it that valentines day is just another day?
and those who loves valentines, they will prepare gifts, get ready, make the partner happy, bring the partner out and you know, what all couples do. and even the singles will celebrate with their friends or something.
and i hate how everything is fucking expensive. the roses that cost rm2 turns to rm8 minimum. the meals that supposed to cost rm50 per person suddenly increased to rm100. and the teddy bears, cards and many other stuff.
so yeah.
every 14th february, everyone will go hyper because its valentines day. every will have a say whether you are single, in a relationship, likes it, doesnt like it, guy or girl and.. everyone.
those who are in a relationship will keep posting or tweeting about how sweet the partner is, what is they getting for their partner, what their partner got them, where are they going and how much they love each other for the rest of their lives.
the singles one will put #foreveralone. and how sad it is, how much they want a partner, and sometimes being a jealous person, complains about those who are in a relationship. usually girls will be super sad before valentines and pretty violent and unhappy after valentines. the guys are the opposite.
for those who hate valentines, they will criticize valentines and say that valentines is just another day. if its just another, why keep mentioning it that valentines day is just another day?
and those who loves valentines, they will prepare gifts, get ready, make the partner happy, bring the partner out and you know, what all couples do. and even the singles will celebrate with their friends or something.
and i hate how everything is fucking expensive. the roses that cost rm2 turns to rm8 minimum. the meals that supposed to cost rm50 per person suddenly increased to rm100. and the teddy bears, cards and many other stuff.
so yeah.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
60 seconds
we all know that 60 seconds equals to 1 minute. i am not being captain obvious here, but its just a reminder. 60 seconds sounds longer than 1 minute, dont you think so? but whatever it is, sometimes 1 minute of 60 seconds is extremely important.
have u ever faced the 1 minute late problem?
like, you are a minute late and the bus goes without you?
like, you are a minute late and they wont let you in for the show?
like, you are a minute late and someone you love just passed away?
like, you are a minute late to pull out and you made your girlfriend pregnant?
like, you are a minute late and some things just have to change in your life.
1 minute is very important, often do what you want to do because you will never be any younger than you are now, and you dont really have a minute to lose.
next time, if theres is something you need to do, do it few minutes earlier.
finishing you work on time,
be on time on your date, especially first date,
dont procrastinate on replying messages,
pay your bills before it gets cut off,
because this minute will never come back.
today, i lost a minute.
and things have changed.
have u ever faced the 1 minute late problem?
like, you are a minute late and the bus goes without you?
like, you are a minute late and they wont let you in for the show?
like, you are a minute late and someone you love just passed away?
like, you are a minute late to pull out and you made your girlfriend pregnant?
like, you are a minute late and some things just have to change in your life.
1 minute is very important, often do what you want to do because you will never be any younger than you are now, and you dont really have a minute to lose.
next time, if theres is something you need to do, do it few minutes earlier.
finishing you work on time,
be on time on your date, especially first date,
dont procrastinate on replying messages,
pay your bills before it gets cut off,
because this minute will never come back.
today, i lost a minute.
and things have changed.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
valentines day tips for guys
valentines day is coming and most guys are scratching their head wondering what to buy for their girlfriend. have no fear, i hope this will help. its the normal, nothing great and standard gift, on the safe side. just in case she doesnt like the dress u picked, or the cap that will mess up her hair and maybe the new computer game that she doesnt know existed. so here goes!
1. a bouquet of flowers, usually guys opt for roses. because its beautiful, elegant and romantic. although the price hiked up like a million times, but you guys should just get it for her. if you cant afford it, buy it at a smaller size, and mix it with other tiny flowers for decoration, so it makes the whole bouquet even bigger than it supposed to be. make sure the ribbons or papers wrapping it is not ugly!
2. chocolates. heart shaped chocolates or chocolates in heart shape. this is the second most common gift ever, but nothing can go wrong because girls love chocolate. (unless shes on a diet) wrapped it with ribbon and voila, give her both flowers and chocolates! easy.
3. if your girlfriend is on diet, skip the chocolates and buy her a teddy instead. everyone loves a teddy, and every girl has a teddy. no matter what. if she likes dogs, get her a stuffed dog, or dooodolls, hello kitty, domokun, u know? anything she likes.
4. handmade cards. instead of buying the ones in store, make a card! it shows ur sincerity and it is cheap! it doesnt have to be super nice, fancy and huge. because girls are sucker for sincerity. we dont care if you got us the biggest card, we prefer it handmade!! and u can write your message wherever and however u want it to be!
5. rings. one single ring for her or couple rings. whichever u can afford. no girls will say no to a ring. but dont bother getting a really fancy and expensive one unless you have truckloads of money. why? because when u want to propose later, u need a better one. so get her something classy, so she could wear and show it off to her friend until you are ready to give her a better one.
6. homecooked dinner. i know many of you cant cook, but if u can. whip out something simple. fried egg, bacon, sausages, and salad to make it look healthy. add two candle so you could enjoy candlelight dinner. romantic level : high. home cooked dinner is recommended because it will be really surprising for her. unless you have truckload of money, go book some fancy restaurant that she have been eyeing on. its ok to spoil her once a while.
7. if u want something really surprising, u can get her a pet. tiny ones. hamsters, rabbit, guinea pig or tortoise. whichever. but u have to be committed if you get her a pet, and show her that both of you can take good care of the pet, practicing to start a family. good for those who are together for some time now.
8. couple tee. you can get those couple tees that are made for couples, but i suggest getting a matching tee instead. it shows that you belong to her and it makes her happy. but if u guys are mushy enough, get those couple tee, matching tees are for those who are together for some time and maybe a little too old for couple tee. to be really special, go special print one set.
9. if you play guitar, this is a bonus for you. sing her a song from glee, bruno mars, justin bieber, etc. she will love you, because its the sweetest thing ever.
10. most importantly, you yourself is the best gift ever. but that doesnt mean u can just present yourself with no gifts at all. she will get upset, even if she didnt show it. so buy her something nice, it doesnt have to be expensive. just be there with her on the special day, it makes everything perfect. even if you buy her the most expensive car, the biggest diamond and freshest flower, if you arent there, valentines day will be lonely for her. so be with her!
1. a bouquet of flowers, usually guys opt for roses. because its beautiful, elegant and romantic. although the price hiked up like a million times, but you guys should just get it for her. if you cant afford it, buy it at a smaller size, and mix it with other tiny flowers for decoration, so it makes the whole bouquet even bigger than it supposed to be. make sure the ribbons or papers wrapping it is not ugly!
2. chocolates. heart shaped chocolates or chocolates in heart shape. this is the second most common gift ever, but nothing can go wrong because girls love chocolate. (unless shes on a diet) wrapped it with ribbon and voila, give her both flowers and chocolates! easy.
3. if your girlfriend is on diet, skip the chocolates and buy her a teddy instead. everyone loves a teddy, and every girl has a teddy. no matter what. if she likes dogs, get her a stuffed dog, or dooodolls, hello kitty, domokun, u know? anything she likes.
4. handmade cards. instead of buying the ones in store, make a card! it shows ur sincerity and it is cheap! it doesnt have to be super nice, fancy and huge. because girls are sucker for sincerity. we dont care if you got us the biggest card, we prefer it handmade!! and u can write your message wherever and however u want it to be!
5. rings. one single ring for her or couple rings. whichever u can afford. no girls will say no to a ring. but dont bother getting a really fancy and expensive one unless you have truckloads of money. why? because when u want to propose later, u need a better one. so get her something classy, so she could wear and show it off to her friend until you are ready to give her a better one.
6. homecooked dinner. i know many of you cant cook, but if u can. whip out something simple. fried egg, bacon, sausages, and salad to make it look healthy. add two candle so you could enjoy candlelight dinner. romantic level : high. home cooked dinner is recommended because it will be really surprising for her. unless you have truckload of money, go book some fancy restaurant that she have been eyeing on. its ok to spoil her once a while.
7. if u want something really surprising, u can get her a pet. tiny ones. hamsters, rabbit, guinea pig or tortoise. whichever. but u have to be committed if you get her a pet, and show her that both of you can take good care of the pet, practicing to start a family. good for those who are together for some time now.
8. couple tee. you can get those couple tees that are made for couples, but i suggest getting a matching tee instead. it shows that you belong to her and it makes her happy. but if u guys are mushy enough, get those couple tee, matching tees are for those who are together for some time and maybe a little too old for couple tee. to be really special, go special print one set.
9. if you play guitar, this is a bonus for you. sing her a song from glee, bruno mars, justin bieber, etc. she will love you, because its the sweetest thing ever.
10. most importantly, you yourself is the best gift ever. but that doesnt mean u can just present yourself with no gifts at all. she will get upset, even if she didnt show it. so buy her something nice, it doesnt have to be expensive. just be there with her on the special day, it makes everything perfect. even if you buy her the most expensive car, the biggest diamond and freshest flower, if you arent there, valentines day will be lonely for her. so be with her!
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
rant 8 : fat people
this post is dedicated to me, myself and i only.
fat people is disgusting. they sweat if they walk at a little faster pace, their face turn red, they wear horrible clothes, look ugly most of the time and they most probably die 10 - 20 years earlier than normal people.
again, this post is dedicated to me, myself and i only.
fat people should consider about other people. they must start losing weight because its healthy! you get to live longer and people dont have to see you being ugly! and u sweat less, so no smelly you whenever u walk a little bit more than 2 minutes! and u get to wear normal clothes without going to the 'fat' section! u can wear normal xs, s, m, l or even xl! but not xxxxxxl!!
i repeat, this post is dedicated to me, myself and i only.
so what are i am doing now? get my lazy fat ass up and start running, or cycling and eat less! i fat ugly bitch.
sigh, today, i feel so fat that i want to apologies to everyone. i know being fat is not a problem, in fact fat people is pretty too, but today is the day where everything went wrong and i can only blame it on my fats.
fat people is disgusting. they sweat if they walk at a little faster pace, their face turn red, they wear horrible clothes, look ugly most of the time and they most probably die 10 - 20 years earlier than normal people.
again, this post is dedicated to me, myself and i only.
fat people should consider about other people. they must start losing weight because its healthy! you get to live longer and people dont have to see you being ugly! and u sweat less, so no smelly you whenever u walk a little bit more than 2 minutes! and u get to wear normal clothes without going to the 'fat' section! u can wear normal xs, s, m, l or even xl! but not xxxxxxl!!
i repeat, this post is dedicated to me, myself and i only.
so what are i am doing now? get my lazy fat ass up and start running, or cycling and eat less! i fat ugly bitch.
sigh, today, i feel so fat that i want to apologies to everyone. i know being fat is not a problem, in fact fat people is pretty too, but today is the day where everything went wrong and i can only blame it on my fats.
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