i dont understand why people make new year resolution. 30% of us will not follow it throughout the year, 40% will most probably give up, 20% will not achieve the resolution, and the remaining 10% who achieved and maybe scored even better than expected are those with lots of money.
so here i am, making a list of new year resolutions. i will be making twelve, one for each month. just to prove that new year resolution doesnt work.
january : receive as many birthday presents as possible. i receive both in term of cash and items. cards, facebook wished, smses and calls are not counted. but even if you do give me cards, write on my facebook wall and send me a text or give me a call, i appreciate. but really, i prefer presents.
february : spend romantic valentines days with the love of my life, as romantic as possible. i will guarantee you that this will not work out. i know the boyfriend so well, there is no romantic genes in him.
march : finish the spring semester, if possible with two As and increase my extremely low cgpa. history and chemistry, that will be tough.
april : prank as many people as possible and make sure this will be their best april fools ever. i suck at scaring people, and im such a nice girl that i dont lie to people. pfft.
may : celebrate teachers day, and really appreciate the teachers left in sunway adtp. there will only be one subject for me to take this long semester, so it should be easy.
june : try to remember that mums birthday falls on this month. not sure which date, but this month. but its ok, old people dont mind celebrating it earlier or later anyway.
july : try to clear my room because might be leaving the following month, and decide which plushie i want to take with me.
august : try to see every important friends, and try not to get lost in the airport by myself. and make more friend when i reach states or canada because i dont want to be foreveralone anymore. im already foreveralone here, dont think i can be foreveralone there.
sepetember : hopefully i already fit in, get a job. get a job so i can shop in states, because winter is nearby and i need extra pretty clothes to wear. get a job. as if that will ever happen, most probably will just ask money from mum. im spoilt like that. dont you dare judge me, i know myself better, if i were to work, i can just throw my education away, low attention span problem. i shall now self declare ADHD.
october : try not to commit suicide.
november : celebrate birthday with the boyfriend via skype. biggest challenge so far. boyfriend is difficult to handle, but love will make up for it.
december : winter holiday. explore places with new found friend. spend money like crazy, because exploration needs money.
one resolution applies to all month, stay alive.
will try to update every month to tell you how i failed all resolutions. and make sure i dont make another one in 2013. if, there is no end of the world.
happy new year people!
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