its the time of the year again! happy chinese new year people!!
of course, do enjoy your yummilicious meal, snacks, ang baos and gambling. its the time of the year after all. and at night you might even feel lucky because theres so many fireworks.
speaking of which, why the hell do people play fireworks early in the morning?! at 3fuckingAM!! hello, u supposed to play anything when the sky turns dark, but not as early as 3am. seriously, u should just pack everything and go to sleep or gamble or eat or anything buy playing fireworks.
so one guy died, hes only 26 too. i wonder how many are wounded by fireworks already.
so please people, keep i down when its about time.
assholes.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Saturday, January 21, 2012
rant 6 : human tortoise & human chains
human tortoise is a term for people who walk at an extreme slow pace.
human chains is a term for people who walk side by side and takes up pretty much space.
tortoise chains is a combination of both. and these people who be educated.
have u ever stuck behind some people, who extremely slow, not slow, but extremely slow, and u just want to push them aside (hopefully they fall) and just walk over them? i did, many times. especially in pretty small space where i cant walk to the side, and these people just walk so damn fucking slow that the gap in front of them can fit practically an elephant.
but its ok, they will be the people who get caught by the zombie. but zombie wont acknowledge them because the absence of their brain.
as for human train, u know how some people, who must walk side by side, (usually more than two) and takes up all the walking space? why is it that they must walk side by side? u cant talk as much as front and back! like seriously, the road is not yours. unless your grandfather's name or your dad's name is the name of the road.
and their face when u broke their chains, you just want to give their face a high five, with a chair. or maybe a table too.
so people, please walk reasonably. the road is not yours!!
human chains is a term for people who walk side by side and takes up pretty much space.
tortoise chains is a combination of both. and these people who be educated.
have u ever stuck behind some people, who extremely slow, not slow, but extremely slow, and u just want to push them aside (hopefully they fall) and just walk over them? i did, many times. especially in pretty small space where i cant walk to the side, and these people just walk so damn fucking slow that the gap in front of them can fit practically an elephant.
but its ok, they will be the people who get caught by the zombie. but zombie wont acknowledge them because the absence of their brain.
as for human train, u know how some people, who must walk side by side, (usually more than two) and takes up all the walking space? why is it that they must walk side by side? u cant talk as much as front and back! like seriously, the road is not yours. unless your grandfather's name or your dad's name is the name of the road.
and their face when u broke their chains, you just want to give their face a high five, with a chair. or maybe a table too.
so people, please walk reasonably. the road is not yours!!
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
rant 5 : money
those who knows me should at least hear me say this once or twice!
because im a money face women. i love money, who doesnt? but i dont steal, i dont cheat and i dont do anything bad to get it. i patiently wait for my pocket money every month and sometimes i get bonus for being a good kid. i mean, its money.
yes, i agree about money is not everything. but it is as important as everthing. dont talk shit to me like, "even if you have money, you wont have happiness, you are not healthy" shits. come on, if im sick, money prolong my life a little longer, and if im rich, hell yeah i gonna get lots of fake friends. no, i might not have real friends, but fake friends will do. and money can buy me happiness.
but, i wont mind having less money. i dont want to be poor, but i want to be slightly better than average. i want to be able to go for a holiday or two in a year, it doest have to be europe all the time, Bali or even Sabah will do.
i want to be able to eat 3 full meals a day. drive a good car, not lambo but i think audi tt will be good enough. kidding, give me a honda city, and i will be thankful. i want to be able to stay in a house that could fit 3 people and maybe 5 dogs.
and if there is any reason for me to cheat money, it will be for my child. his/her (hopefully its a he) education and health is important!
then again, that is all bullshit talking. just give me money and i will be a happy girl.
so again, MONEY! Y U NO GROW ON TREE OR FALL FROM SKY??
because im a money face women. i love money, who doesnt? but i dont steal, i dont cheat and i dont do anything bad to get it. i patiently wait for my pocket money every month and sometimes i get bonus for being a good kid. i mean, its money.
yes, i agree about money is not everything. but it is as important as everthing. dont talk shit to me like, "even if you have money, you wont have happiness, you are not healthy" shits. come on, if im sick, money prolong my life a little longer, and if im rich, hell yeah i gonna get lots of fake friends. no, i might not have real friends, but fake friends will do. and money can buy me happiness.
but, i wont mind having less money. i dont want to be poor, but i want to be slightly better than average. i want to be able to go for a holiday or two in a year, it doest have to be europe all the time, Bali or even Sabah will do.
i want to be able to eat 3 full meals a day. drive a good car, not lambo but i think audi tt will be good enough. kidding, give me a honda city, and i will be thankful. i want to be able to stay in a house that could fit 3 people and maybe 5 dogs.
and if there is any reason for me to cheat money, it will be for my child. his/her (hopefully its a he) education and health is important!
then again, that is all bullshit talking. just give me money and i will be a happy girl.
so again, MONEY! Y U NO GROW ON TREE OR FALL FROM SKY??
Monday, January 16, 2012
rant 4 : sunlight
was driving back home around 12pm, for about 15 minutes car ride. when i finally reach home, christina perry's thousand years was on flyfm. so i stayed in the car and listen to it, while letting my right hand exposed to the sun.
once the song ended, i off the engine and came down from the car. i could feel instant relief on my right hand's skin where it was exposed to the sun.
just for that short 3 minutes plus, my skin was burnt or harmed. you cant really see the effect, but you can feel it because the feeling of your skin is very obvious.
its almost chinese new year and everytime during chinese new year, its extremely hot. therefore, put some sunblock before you go out.
the earth aint gonna heal itself, the broken ozone layer aint gonna recover thanks to Dr. Gas. therefore, please take care of yourself. stay away from the sun to avoid increasing the chance of getting skin cancer. or maybe...
you can just stay under the sun, get skin cancer and hopefully die.
you should know your priorities by now.
once the song ended, i off the engine and came down from the car. i could feel instant relief on my right hand's skin where it was exposed to the sun.
just for that short 3 minutes plus, my skin was burnt or harmed. you cant really see the effect, but you can feel it because the feeling of your skin is very obvious.
its almost chinese new year and everytime during chinese new year, its extremely hot. therefore, put some sunblock before you go out.
the earth aint gonna heal itself, the broken ozone layer aint gonna recover thanks to Dr. Gas. therefore, please take care of yourself. stay away from the sun to avoid increasing the chance of getting skin cancer. or maybe...
you can just stay under the sun, get skin cancer and hopefully die.
you should know your priorities by now.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
WONGFU FOR LYFE!!
NEED I SAY MORE?
DONT WASTE YOU TIME AND GO!!
BUY THE TICKETS AND GET VIP IF POSSIBLE!!
I CANT GO, UNLESS SOMEONE BUYS ME THE TICKETS, BUT DONT MISS OUT!!
WONGFUPRODUCTIONS IS COMING TO MALAYSIA ON FEBRUARY 4TH, 2O12. THIS EVENT WILL BE HELD IN TAYLORS LAKESIDE CAMPUS!!
JUST GO!! GRAB YOUR TICKETS!!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
rant 3 : adult
at what age are we consider as adult?
i hate it when parents always wants to control us, every step we take, every decisions we made and sometimes even how many times we blink our eyes.
i hate it when we will never be an adult in our parents eyes no matter how old we are, because apparently they ate salt more than we eat rice. they are somehow wiser, smarter and always right. my ass.
but when they need someone to blame, someone to let out on, or need us to do something, we are suddenly an adult in a blink of an eye. what logic is this?
turning 20 soon, but i still have to text my mum where i am, what am i doing, who am i with and what time i'll be home or out of home.
and if i didnt, they will always think that i dont respect them and that they are dead.
cannot brain.
i hate it when parents always wants to control us, every step we take, every decisions we made and sometimes even how many times we blink our eyes.
i hate it when we will never be an adult in our parents eyes no matter how old we are, because apparently they ate salt more than we eat rice. they are somehow wiser, smarter and always right. my ass.
but when they need someone to blame, someone to let out on, or need us to do something, we are suddenly an adult in a blink of an eye. what logic is this?
turning 20 soon, but i still have to text my mum where i am, what am i doing, who am i with and what time i'll be home or out of home.
and if i didnt, they will always think that i dont respect them and that they are dead.
cannot brain.
Monday, January 2, 2012
rant 2 : screaming kids in public
so i went ampang for brunch today with parents, aunt&kids and the boyf. the kids were happy to see boyf because, for some reason, they just love him to death that they kept following him and playing with him. problem for me is, their voices.
i hate kids with high pitched voice. their normal constant talking doesnt annoy me much, but when they scream, i swear i wanna kick them in the ass.
we often see kids screaming and crying in public. i mean, its ok if they parents goes to calm them down. but when the parents let them be, letting their kids screaming their lungs out or crying their hearts out, in additional on kicking the kids ass, i would gladly fire a bazooka to the parents.
kidding, where the hell i gonna get bazooka.
instead, i wish i could go to their parents face and teach them safe sex just because they do not know how to teach their kids. if you cant handle screaming or crying child in public, dont fucking give birth to them. dont tell me its their nature to scream or cry in public, its your responsibility to educate your child since birth!
i never blame the kids, i always blame the parents. so yeah parents, if you cant teach your kid, dont arouse each other, have sex, get pregnant, give birth and ignore your responsibility. so please, keep your screaming kids at home.
in fact, you can keep your kids at home. its even better.
its a win win situation for all of us.
thank you very much.
i hate kids with high pitched voice. their normal constant talking doesnt annoy me much, but when they scream, i swear i wanna kick them in the ass.
we often see kids screaming and crying in public. i mean, its ok if they parents goes to calm them down. but when the parents let them be, letting their kids screaming their lungs out or crying their hearts out, in additional on kicking the kids ass, i would gladly fire a bazooka to the parents.
kidding, where the hell i gonna get bazooka.
instead, i wish i could go to their parents face and teach them safe sex just because they do not know how to teach their kids. if you cant handle screaming or crying child in public, dont fucking give birth to them. dont tell me its their nature to scream or cry in public, its your responsibility to educate your child since birth!
i never blame the kids, i always blame the parents. so yeah parents, if you cant teach your kid, dont arouse each other, have sex, get pregnant, give birth and ignore your responsibility. so please, keep your screaming kids at home.
in fact, you can keep your kids at home. its even better.
its a win win situation for all of us.
thank you very much.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
rant 1 : new year resolution
i dont understand why people make new year resolution. 30% of us will not follow it throughout the year, 40% will most probably give up, 20% will not achieve the resolution, and the remaining 10% who achieved and maybe scored even better than expected are those with lots of money.
so here i am, making a list of new year resolutions. i will be making twelve, one for each month. just to prove that new year resolution doesnt work.
january : receive as many birthday presents as possible. i receive both in term of cash and items. cards, facebook wished, smses and calls are not counted. but even if you do give me cards, write on my facebook wall and send me a text or give me a call, i appreciate. but really, i prefer presents.
february : spend romantic valentines days with the love of my life, as romantic as possible. i will guarantee you that this will not work out. i know the boyfriend so well, there is no romantic genes in him.
march : finish the spring semester, if possible with two As and increase my extremely low cgpa. history and chemistry, that will be tough.
april : prank as many people as possible and make sure this will be their best april fools ever. i suck at scaring people, and im such a nice girl that i dont lie to people. pfft.
may : celebrate teachers day, and really appreciate the teachers left in sunway adtp. there will only be one subject for me to take this long semester, so it should be easy.
june : try to remember that mums birthday falls on this month. not sure which date, but this month. but its ok, old people dont mind celebrating it earlier or later anyway.
july : try to clear my room because might be leaving the following month, and decide which plushie i want to take with me.
august : try to see every important friends, and try not to get lost in the airport by myself. and make more friend when i reach states or canada because i dont want to be foreveralone anymore. im already foreveralone here, dont think i can be foreveralone there.
sepetember : hopefully i already fit in, get a job. get a job so i can shop in states, because winter is nearby and i need extra pretty clothes to wear. get a job. as if that will ever happen, most probably will just ask money from mum. im spoilt like that. dont you dare judge me, i know myself better, if i were to work, i can just throw my education away, low attention span problem. i shall now self declare ADHD.
october : try not to commit suicide.
november : celebrate birthday with the boyfriend via skype. biggest challenge so far. boyfriend is difficult to handle, but love will make up for it.
december : winter holiday. explore places with new found friend. spend money like crazy, because exploration needs money.
one resolution applies to all month, stay alive.
will try to update every month to tell you how i failed all resolutions. and make sure i dont make another one in 2013. if, there is no end of the world.
happy new year people!
so here i am, making a list of new year resolutions. i will be making twelve, one for each month. just to prove that new year resolution doesnt work.
january : receive as many birthday presents as possible. i receive both in term of cash and items. cards, facebook wished, smses and calls are not counted. but even if you do give me cards, write on my facebook wall and send me a text or give me a call, i appreciate. but really, i prefer presents.
february : spend romantic valentines days with the love of my life, as romantic as possible. i will guarantee you that this will not work out. i know the boyfriend so well, there is no romantic genes in him.
march : finish the spring semester, if possible with two As and increase my extremely low cgpa. history and chemistry, that will be tough.
april : prank as many people as possible and make sure this will be their best april fools ever. i suck at scaring people, and im such a nice girl that i dont lie to people. pfft.
may : celebrate teachers day, and really appreciate the teachers left in sunway adtp. there will only be one subject for me to take this long semester, so it should be easy.
june : try to remember that mums birthday falls on this month. not sure which date, but this month. but its ok, old people dont mind celebrating it earlier or later anyway.
july : try to clear my room because might be leaving the following month, and decide which plushie i want to take with me.
august : try to see every important friends, and try not to get lost in the airport by myself. and make more friend when i reach states or canada because i dont want to be foreveralone anymore. im already foreveralone here, dont think i can be foreveralone there.
sepetember : hopefully i already fit in, get a job. get a job so i can shop in states, because winter is nearby and i need extra pretty clothes to wear. get a job. as if that will ever happen, most probably will just ask money from mum. im spoilt like that. dont you dare judge me, i know myself better, if i were to work, i can just throw my education away, low attention span problem. i shall now self declare ADHD.
october : try not to commit suicide.
november : celebrate birthday with the boyfriend via skype. biggest challenge so far. boyfriend is difficult to handle, but love will make up for it.
december : winter holiday. explore places with new found friend. spend money like crazy, because exploration needs money.
one resolution applies to all month, stay alive.
will try to update every month to tell you how i failed all resolutions. and make sure i dont make another one in 2013. if, there is no end of the world.
happy new year people!
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